Welcome to Zeno Moves!

Once upon a time, a quiet cat began to lean on a sprig of poison ivy. That sprig looked like this portrait.

Here's how you should speak to that cat boldly and suggestively.

But here you go, a portrait of the blighter:

Here's how not to make a shopping list:

• First thing I was going to eat
• Second thing I forgot to do
• Third thing kicked under the bed

To avoid being a logical outlaw, I have been strongly advised to consult some distant, unprinted pages!